On Sunday, when Dude enters the dog pound to find his pet dog, Champ, it turns out that rednecks has taken control of this place and that they have raped and tamed dogs and cats in gimp suit to murder people out of fun. Later, they would appear all over Paradise and attack Dude in sight. Many rednecks locates in the Clinic area. When the rednecks argues about the opportunity of who is gonna rape Dude, Dude (unaware he has been dressed in a gimp suit with his exposed buttocks) awakes and makes his way out of the brewery by fighting the rednecks.īefore or after urinating his father's tombstone, Dude gets a Xmas tree, however, he is suddenly surrounded by rednecks and they start a gun fight, even unleashing dogs to attack them. Dude Sr., one of both rednecks knocks him unconscious before taking him to the brewery. The Postal Dude : after smoking some catnip Yeah baby, I AM the lizard king! The Postal Dude : Yeah yeah, blah blah - don't you have minorities to oppress? The Postal Dude : after smoking crack pipe This can't be good for me, but I feel great! The Postal Dude : Urinating Quote 2 Oh-ho-ho-hohhh, yyyy-EAAHH.On Wednesday, when Postal Dude is pissing on his father's gravestone, T. Last lines The Postal Dude : Doh! The Postal Guy : Thing is, I don't even like video games. The Postal Dude : after shooting someone while you're dressed as a cop Someone stole my donuts, and now you're all gonna pay! The Postal Dude : Ow, right in the stuff. The Postal Dude : Please don't think I'm a bigot, I kill races equally. The Postal Dude : The gene pool is stagnant and I am administering chlorine. Yup! The Postal Dude : I know what you're thinking, but the funny thing is, I don't even LIKE videogames. No, really! I'm not kidding here! *Big* sinner. The Postal Dude : That one's 'cause I can! The Postal Dude : Bless me, father, for I have sinned. Me: The Postal Dude : Hey I'm just trying to exercise my second-amendment rights here ya fuckin' Communist! The Postal Dude : I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first. The Postal Dude : Entering Lucky Ganesh All-American grocery store Did somebody slaughter a goat in here? Seriously, I wanna know. The Postal Dude : You probably thought you weren't gonna die today? Surprise! The Postal Dude : Guns don't kill people, I do! The Postal Dude : at the end of the game Honey, you won't believe the day I've had! Postal Dude's Wife : Did you remember my Rocky Road? The Postal Dude : D'oh! gunshot The Postal Dude : Urinating quote 1 That's the ticket! The Postal Dude : Urinating Quote 3 Now the flowers will grow. The Postal Dude : Only my weapon understands me. The Postal Dude : I was pretty hungover yesterday, but I think I remember where I work. Normally, I'd expect a fancy cinematic to explain such a crucial story element. The Postal Dude : after finding that it's the apocalypse in the newspaper Hmm. ![]() Yup! The Postal Dude : The gene pool is stagnant and I am administering chlorine. ![]() The Postal Guy : Buttsauce! The Postal Dude : Bless me, father, for I have sinned. The Postal Dude : Hey I'm just trying to exercise my second-amendment rights here ya fuckin' Communist! The Postal Dude : I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first. It's a small price to pay when you have the option of playing such a wonderful masterpiece. The possibilities are endless with Postal 2, making it a joy to play if you feel like having your soul ripped out of your body and pulled into the computer screen. Players have the ability to commit suicide in crowded areas, as well. You even have the option of training an attack dog of your own. In addition, the game endorses cruelty to animals, allowing you to blow dogs to pieces and mutilate cats. The overly-hesitant police are powerless against you and your arsenal. During your various quests, you can do a variety of things, such as peeing on people, blowing the heads off of pedestrians, putting cats on the tips of shotguns and firing, shocking individuals (Causing them to piss themselves uncontrollably.), and generally create a state of emergency. The basic premise is that you, Postal Dude, must complete a series of tasks while opting to be non-violent or exceptionally aggressive.
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